Title: Crowded
Rating: R
Pairing: Ben/Tai
Word Count: 818
Summary: Ben and Tai flirting in an elevator. Lol, that's about it, really.
Canonicity: Non-canon
Spoilers/Timeline: 2001; Ben and The Fabulous Tai (whom most of you know already) are working in the administration of the Fairchild Hotel, Tai having been brought on as Ben's Finance Director.
Note: smut_69 #47. Top, lover100 #35. Foreplay.

Honestly. What have I started?

( with a soft chime, the lift doors slide open )

Oh, man. So, I have about a squillion fics in the pot at the moment, but am not going to have the time to work on any of them any time in the next couple weeks (end of semester slam-time, I'm afraid).

Lol, I have time only for crack. Essay-writing and crack.

I bring you yet another of my and Sean's cracked out, slash-fest Swacit chats:

( Bahn Mi Sandwich Awwwww yissss )

Title: Blooded
Word Count: 4379
Rating: R
Characters: John, Noah, Roger, and Alan
Summary: John, Noah, and Roger are bored. They find some entertainment.
Spoilers/Timeline: Spring, 1994, making Alan 14 and John & co. 17-going-on-18.
Warnings: Features severe child abuse and torture.
Note: This one took a long time to finish. It was the sort of thing I had to keep putting down because it got to be too upsetting at times, but it's done at last, so now I inflict its misery upon all of you! (Seriously, you guys, this one is rough). It's also the first time I've written this much about Noah and John in one piece and the first time I've ever tried something from John's POV, so it was... weird.

This can be considered a sort of prequel to Bone China, although while that wibble-inducing ball of wonderfulness was not canon, this piece, unfortunately, is.

Also, if you don't know what being "blooded" means, it's gross.

Fulfills 50_darkfics prompt # 009. Branded.

( John glances at Roger, who’s leaned forward, watching him with his strange owl’s eyes through a cloud of cigarette smoke.He wishes Ben were here. )

Title: Accident Part VI
Rating: R
Pairing: Geoff/Ben
Word Count: 920
Summary: Geoffrey retorts.
Spoilers/Timeline: Summer, 2000. A few days after Part V
Warnings: Foeyay.
Note: Fulfills Lover100 Prompt #38. Hard, smut_69 Prompt # 28. Dominant/50_darkfics Prompt # 46. Wicked.

I have several pieces in the pot at the moment, so hopefully I'll be able to get some more up within the next couple weeks.

Part I
Part II
Part III
Part IV
Part V

( Ben wishes he could hit him. )

This is so not going to end well.

Part the Third

( In which Adge is straight, Alan is short, Ben is a devious cow, and Geoff is Head Boy of Tramp Academy )

[Part 1]

( In which the porn gets out of control and Geoff gets angry )

Oh, dear. Sean and I have been up to it again.

( In which a cracky, but inevitable crossover occurs and Geoff feels rather possessive )

[Part 1]

Part 2 of the insanity.

Or, when the chat gets super fun.

( In which A Very Swacit Christmas Carol is discussed and the Magnificent Tai is introduced )

This Skype conversation is one that must be preserved.

For the sake of posteriority.

For the sake of fabulosity.

For the sake of the LULZ.

This conversation occured between Sean and I the other night and has to be posted in two parts. It's long, but I highly recommend as Sean and I were in rare form that night and I was essentially role-playing with myself for huge stretches at a time.

As in, the conversation takes place between Sean, Geoff, Ben, Alan, Gael, Lena, the fabulous, previously unintroduced Tai, Roger, John, and myself. Insanity occurs.

( In which Sean is inquisitive, Ben is a c*ms**t, and Jackie appears to have dissociative identity disorder )

Part 2 (better known as my favorite bit)